I have been getting angry at the never ending flow of complete nitwits on the road.
Yelling /honking and flippin the bird[the jersey salute]does nothing to satisfy me.
I want to tie tires to the sides of my truck and start bumping them off the road.
I know Thats a one way ticket to jail but it almost sounds worth it!
Time to change my game.

So here`s my new policy.
If you block me--I`ll pazz your azz somewhere.
Drivers side --passenger side --doesn`t matter.
I won`t flip the bird.
I won`t curse.
I won`t get mad.
I will enjoy the most indignent driving behavior as I pass thier azz goin sideways.
It`s war here in jersey,drive at your own risk.
If it`s not the senior bent on blockin you---it`s the foriegner drivin the wrong way.
I had a carload of nippleheads cut in front of me and slow to 20 mph

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h34r:
I slowed down---targeted a hole---shot thru it tachin 6 grand and caught some curb dirt,a little dust roost for you chithead
Seniors are just obstructions--pass `em fast.
AS for the completely inconsiderate azzholes that stick in the fastlane 20 mph under the limit.

I give him the swerve treatment--get the lane next to him and swerve at him with the same level of contempt and disreguard he shows by phuckin up the fast lane!They usually panic and slow down more.
I guess it`s clear I`m very impatient with nondrivers.
They are the first to die in a cataclism>drive right into a tree for sure.
As I get older--the driving public gets slower--except for the rare 10% percent of the jersey drivers that {GET IT}.
Every once in a while we see each other--like a rare breed of animal.
Give each other a confirming nod and smileing headshake.
Drive on into the fog of retards behind the wheel.
Simple stuff
When you turn right--use the side of the road so traffic behind you can continue.
Instead most just slowdown and block every one till they make thier turn---boot to the head for you!
Freeway entrance--accelerate to speed----DON~T SLOWDOWN TO SEE IF IT IS CLEAR.
You have to be at speed to get in --otherwise the flow of traffic gets screwed.
And the dickhead who stays in the slow lane ,blocking traffic comin on the freeway---Quit playin with your foreskin and drive you retard.move to the center lane.
I could go on all day.
People need to wake up behind the wheel--be considerate of the cause.
I want to go from a to b.
Not flounder around wandering aimlessly and getting nowhere.
OK--thats my sunday morning rant!

dvader