idiot drivers

[Dvader]

I have been getting angry at the never ending flow of complete nitwits on the road.
Yelling /honking and flippin the bird[the jersey salute]does nothing to satisfy me.
I want to tie tires to the sides of my truck and start bumping them off the road.
I know Thats a one way ticket to jail but it almost sounds worth it!
Time to change my game.

So here`s my new policy.
If you block me--I`ll pazz your azz somewhere.
Drivers side --passenger side --doesn`t matter.
I won`t flip the bird.
I won`t curse.
I won`t get mad.
I will enjoy the most indignent driving behavior as I pass thier azz goin sideways.
It`s war here in jersey,drive at your own risk.
If it`s not the senior bent on blockin you---it`s the foriegner drivin the wrong way.
I had a carload of nippleheads cut in front of me and slow to 20 mph <_< :P h34r:
I slowed down---targeted a hole---shot thru it tachin 6 grand and caught some curb dirt,a little dust roost for you chithead
Seniors are just obstructions--pass `em fast.
AS for the completely inconsiderate azzholes that stick in the fastlane 20 mph under the limit.
I give him the swerve treatment--get the lane next to him and swerve at him with the same level of contempt and disreguard he shows by phuckin up the fast lane!They usually panic and slow down more.

I guess it`s clear I`m very impatient with nondrivers.
They are the first to die in a cataclism>drive right into a tree for sure.
As I get older--the driving public gets slower--except for the rare 10% percent of the jersey drivers that {GET IT}.
Every once in a while we see each other--like a rare breed of animal.
Give each other a confirming nod and smileing headshake.
Drive on into the fog of retards behind the wheel.
Simple stuff
When you turn right--use the side of the road so traffic behind you can continue.
Instead most just slowdown and block every one till they make thier turn---boot to the head for you!
Freeway entrance--accelerate to speed----DON~T SLOWDOWN TO SEE IF IT IS CLEAR.
You have to be at speed to get in --otherwise the flow of traffic gets screwed.
And the dickhead who stays in the slow lane ,blocking traffic comin on the freeway---Quit playin with your foreskin and drive you retard.move to the center lane.


I could go on all day.
People need to wake up behind the wheel--be considerate of the cause.
I want to go from a to b.
Not flounder around wandering aimlessly and getting nowhere.

OK--thats my sunday morning rant!

dvader

[krewzlo]

My thoughts exactly!!!!!!

[iasheff]

I feel for you! We don't have that kind of problem in the rural area we live in but we have something just as aggravating---

You are drving down a county road at 60+mph..... no one behind you for miles.... when some dingbat pulls out of a driveway and goes 20 mph for 1/4 mile and then turns off.... I just want to YELL "HEY DINGBAT! WHY DIDNT YOU WAIT 30 SECONDS FOR ME TO GET BY BEFORE YOU PULLED OUT!" I would add a few other words in there too

[Dr. Love]

I hear ya Dvader. I have driven in almost every major city in the country and the NJ/NY area were you are has to be the worst. It a combination of the crappy drivers and phucked up roads. We went home for the weekend and I was never so happy to get out of that place. I will be back there again tonight though. We are working in East Hanover

[VFORCEJOHN]

look really close at the pic. you will see dvader kicking someone's ass.

John

[HEATHEN 730]

Jesus H!
If I was in the middle of that sh¡t, I would leave my car and walk away!

[primvnut]

Hey vader I totally agree also but when you enter a freeway there is a yield sign on the ramp and in alot of states it is now against the law to change lanes to let someone in. I work for a trucking company and a few of our drivers got pulled over for doing that a, couple in Jersey and they were told if they were caught doing it again they would get a fine. The state trooper told one driver the yield sign is there for a reason if the guy coming up the ramp doesn't yield and hits you that's his problem.

[KTM265]

It's just not on the roads either....2 times this weekend I about went head on with rider...One was on a bike and lost control in the sand, which can happen in sand. Riding a bike in deep whooped out sand is tough. The second one was a rider on a quad riding beyond his abilties and instead of slowing down for on comming traffic he kept on the throttle, hitting a hole and about lost control and crossed over...I saw him starting to lose it so I throttle up to get by him and moved way over...we didn't miss by more then a couple of inches. I was probably going around 25...even assuming he was going the same speed as me (he was going faster) that would be a 50mph head on impact...not good.

[Dvader]

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Hey vader I totally agree also but when you enter a freeway there is a yield sign on the ramp and in alot of states it is now against the law to change lanes to let someone in. I work for a trucking company and a few of our drivers got pulled over for doing that a, couple in Jersey and they were told if they were caught doing it again they would get a fine. The state trooper told one driver the yield sign is there for a reason if the guy coming up the ramp doesn't yield and hits you that's his problem.
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Thats just nonsense----they are lost--no idea how to keep traffic moveing-----probably recognition that they know 80% of drivers can`t change lanes safely because they are incapable idiots with nothing upstairs but a peanut!As far as my entry---speed control on thier part would make the zipper work---but they phuck that up too by slowin down as to conflict with the driver entering traffic--azzholes!!!
And the dickheads who ride the exit only lane to go around traffice and then try to get back in and block everyone else need to be dismissed.
sorry--end rant-----
dvader

[krewzlo]

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QUOTE(primVnut @ Oct 15 2006, 07:21 PM)

Hey vader I totally agree also but when you enter a freeway there is a yield sign on the ramp and in alot of states it is now against the law to change lanes to let someone in. I work for a trucking company and a few of our drivers got pulled over for doing that a, couple in Jersey and they were told if they were caught doing it again they would get a fine. The state trooper told one driver the yield sign is there for a reason if the guy coming up the ramp doesn't yield and hits you that's his problem.[/b]

In Michigan that is what we are taught to do is move over if traffic will allow to let someone come in. My guess is your drivers were doing something stupid like changing lanes real fast or cutting someone off. I am not pointing fingers just my opinion. I have never paid attention but is there really a yield sign on the on ramp? I am always looking in my mirror or at traffic to merge over.

What is the point of an acceleration lane if you have to yield anyways, the point is to gain speed to merge in without slowing the flow of traffic?