Kawasaki ATV Forum banner
1 - 20 of 22 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
379 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 · (Edited)
Attention: To all Concerned Canadians!

Attention: To all concerned Canadians.......We have monkeys and bears for rent cheap if you need help with your hockey team. The rates are $29.00/day each for the monkeys and $39.00/day each for the bears.
Rent Now and Save! Before the Gold gets away! .........But Wait! if you rent now you will get both monkeys and bears for the low low price of $19.00/day each. Thats right only $19.00/day each for monkeys and bears. Rent Now and Save! Don't get stuck with that low grade silver or the dreaded bronze medal. :cry: or Oh No! Maybe no Medal at all! :eek:!!!!!!!

Go for the Gold by renting your monkeys and bears today! :tup: Hurry before its too late!






Rent Now! and Save Save Save!!!
 

·
Super Moderator
Joined
·
12,654 Posts
LOL!:mad::p:)
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
22,489 Posts
:lol:




:rolleyes:
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
16,645 Posts
Holy Chit:lol:
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
10,869 Posts
LMAO:lol:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,330 Posts
Now that's funnyyy:lol::lol::lol:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
379 Posts
Discussion Starter · #8 ·
Update!

Update on availability of monkeys and bears:


The Russians have rented one monkey and one bear. :eek:

There are only 2 monkeys and 3 bears left so ............Hurry and Rent your monkeys and bears today! Rent rates will never be lower than Now!
This is Major Blow Out Rates! Don't Wait! Rent Now and Save!!!!!!!!!



_________________________________________________________________________
.....All monkeys and bears will be fed prior to pickup..........
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
379 Posts
Discussion Starter · #9 ·
Rent Now!

Don't risk it! Rent Now! Hurry!!!!!!!!!


Don't wait until world headlines read..........Canadians Loose Big! because they had no monkeys or bears!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
22,489 Posts
The Russians needed them all yesterday. Can you say Canada Kicks Ass! You guys are in trouble. :hehe:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
379 Posts
Discussion Starter · #11 ·
Now you are getting wiser because you say the Russians didn't have enough monkeys and bears........You are correct!


History shows that you must have enough monkeys and bears on your hockey team in order to win the GOLD! Even the Caveman had Monkeys and Bears on his team!
Don't pass up this Deal! Rent Now and SAVE! SAVE! SAVE!

If you rent NOW your Moms will be proud of you, your Dads will start talking to you, your uncle will give you FREE beer, your reindeer cows will come home and let you milk them,your snowmobiles will get better mileage, it will snow when you need it to, you can move your toilets inside your homes, your sled dogs will be happier and not try to eat one another so much, and much much more!

So Rent NOW!!! and SAVE!!!!!!!!! Don't Wait! Rent Now!!!!!



p.s. Don't let the Free Beer get away Rent Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
22,489 Posts
You obviously don't know much about Canada...


WE LIVE IN IGLOOS AND CRAP THROUGH HOLES IN THE ICE. :rolleyes:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
379 Posts
Discussion Starter · #14 ·
Rent Now! Time is running out!!!

Important Notice:

Status update #1............Informant information shows that the Russian mens team management never allowed the one monkey and one bear they rented to even get on the ice. Before the game they became proud and stated they could beat the Canadians without the monkey and bear. What a great mistake! Now its .........off to the salt mines for them! :cry:

#2 The Canadian women's hockey team rented 2 monkeys and 2 bears and won the Gold. Congrats to the team! Great team management decisions. Thanks to them for renting the monkeys and bears!

#3 The USA mens team won the semi finals! Blowing out their opponents with ease.

#4 Although the Canadian mens team struggled in their semi final game they were able to pull it off. Mainly because the USA Team shouted for them all the way.

#5 The USA and Canada Teams will play for the Gold Sunday! The Canadian Team management still has Not rented any monkeys or bears thinking that they can win the game without them. What a mistake if they continue to think this way. The USA Team has already beat them once and are very much prepared to easily do it again. Many Canadian citizens have been analyzed and show great signs for fear of their team loosing this game.:cry: But Wait!...........................

Attention to all Canadians: You still have Hope! All of the monkeys and bears are now available to rent!
If you rent them all you could possibly have a slim chance of winning the Gold Medal ! (Although winning will be like pushing an army tank up a hill with a rope.)

So........ Rent Now! and Save! Save! Save!
Time is running out! Don't Delay! Rent Now!

You Know you want the Gold !..........So Rent Now!

You will be Glad you Did !!!!!!!!!!!! :clap:







Disclaimer.........renting our monkeys and bears warrants no guarantee of winning any game ever played against the USA mens hockey team.

..........................................................................................
 

·
Super Moderator
Joined
·
12,654 Posts
We will take one monkey and one bear, and Russian agent said he would throw in one moose and one squoorel in hopes of beating the Capitolist Americans, lol!
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
22,489 Posts
We will take one monkey and one bear, and Russian agent said he would throw in one moose and one squoorel in hopes of beating the Communist Americans, lol!
Just another Russian team going down. :lol:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
379 Posts
Discussion Starter · #17 ·
Order confirmed!

We will take one monkey and one bear, and Russian agent said he would throw in one moose and one squoorel in hopes of beating the Capitolist Americans, lol!
Thanks for your order........The monkey and bear will be ready for pickup at your arrival. Total cost have aready been deducted from your personal banking account. Thanks again for your order! :D










Please note: Monkeys and Bears do not get along well with mooses and squoorels therefore your risk of loosing the game will be increased from 99.9999998% to 99.9999999%.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,369 Posts
I can't believe I read this---Man I must be tired:p

Kenny
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,972 Posts
Great game it was today..

Good job canada, I don't think the canadians expected USA to keep them on their toes that well
 
1 - 20 of 22 Posts
Top