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This is funny---But pretty close to the truth
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in DC:
One is from New York, another is from Tennessee and the third is from Florida.
All 3 go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida Contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring
then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well" he says "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400
for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring, and figuring,then says,
" I can do this job for $700, $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
The New York contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2700"
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The New York Contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS HOW GOVERNMENT CONTRACTING WORKS.
Kenny
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in DC:
One is from New York, another is from Tennessee and the third is from Florida.
All 3 go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida Contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring
then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well" he says "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400
for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring, and figuring,then says,
" I can do this job for $700, $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
The New York contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2700"
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The New York Contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS HOW GOVERNMENT CONTRACTING WORKS.
Kenny
