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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!
 

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i was thinking more along the lines of "holy crap, thats what america's becoming!!!" lol
 

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in my next life I want to come back as a dog






































so that I can leek my own balls with out falling off the bed!!!:lol::p:lol:
 

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:lol:
 

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in my next life I want to come back as a dog






































so that I can leek my own balls with out falling off the bed!!!:lol::p:lol:
just remember nando,they sniff there buddies nuts and ass too:(:lol:
 

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And thats supposed to be a change?
 

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I don't want my friends ass's so I will stay human for now.
 

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My Dog




My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!
Now you are seeing the Light!


Is your dog multi-color or just one solid color?
 
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