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Joe returns from the doctor, and tells Patsy that the doctor
has told him that he has only twenty-four hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Joe asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About six hours later,he goes to his wife, and says,

"Honey, you know I now have only eighteen hours to live.
Could we, please, do it one more time?"

"Of course", the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch,
and realizes that he now has only eight hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please . . .
just one more time before I die."

She says, "Of course, Dear" , and they make love for the
third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

Joe, however, worried about his impending death, tosses
and turns, until he's down to four more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.

"Honey, I have only four more hours. Do you think we could
. . . "

At this point, the wife sits up, and says, "'Listen, Joe,
enough is enough. I have to get up in the morning . .. . you

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Sounds like my wife.... Hell she sleeps in everyday.
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