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PEACE AT LAST


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:
United States ******* Special Forces (USRSF)

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt..


The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter and all Cabella’s Outfitter stores.

Kenny
 

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:lol: I can see Gauge running into battle holding his crotch.
 

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5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt............Priceless that was a great laugh
 

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where can i sign up!? :lol:
 

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I'll go .Just give me a really big gun and lots of ammo because my fat azz can't run worth a crap.
 
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